Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !

May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.

um sada haste raho, sada muskurate raho, khush raho, gun-gunate raho, hamesha mast raho. Mera kya hai, log tumhe hi PAGAL kahenge!

Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali, jis mod se gujro wahan ke har ghar se awaaz aaye, Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!

Geet Ka Saar: SMS woh gyaan hai jo baantne se badta hai, isiliye he praani tu bill ka moh tyag de aur SMS kar, isi se tera manushaya janm safal hoga.

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

When words fail… eyes work, when eyes fail… heart works, and when heart fails… to kya?, samajh le TAPAK gaya ‘MAAMU’